How to get help, but ONLY in an emergency!
An example of not knowing the emergency number.
What happens when you get someone who doesn't care.
Let's hope THIS never happens to you when dialling 9-1-1!
Don't call THIS public servant for assistance...
Lily Tomlin's "Ernestine" providing her unique touch.
Reading your FIRST computer manual.
Well-known phrase from a classic '80s TV show about cops.
Jack Webb, from the original Dragnet, about being a cop.
Typical juvenile response to an inquiry.
A delighted Tom Hanks, from the movie "Big."
Something someone MIGHT say if you access the 'Net from work.
What happens when Beavis and Butthead get their hands on a police radio.....
Beavis and Butthead, suggesting the appropriate weapon.
Homer Simpson, sounding very serious, advising police officers of his suspicions.
Robocop's Prime Directives.
When somebody catches you at something....
Nicholas Cage, from the movie "Raising Arizona" - robbing a convenience store.
That soft, "clicking" sound the public hates to hear. (We kinda like it..)
And an even more satisfying sound.....
Freeze? Or Drop?
Gomez Addams, commenting on tactics.
Marge Simpson expressing interest in becoming a police officer.
Last day of the Academy.... (hehehehhehehe)
The official beverage of the midnight shift.
Something that goes good with the official beverage.....
Comedian's commentary on drunkenness.
Rescue 9-1-1 Intro (absolutely huge file!)
REAL CHP radio traffic (dispatcher only) from Santa Ana.
The CHiPs TV show theme.
Classic song of any Highway Patrol "road dog" errrrr... officer.
9-1-1 Call of "Joe" versus a deer. (Caution! Offensive language: liberal use of the "M-F" word!)
Dispatcher with an open mike on Statewide "Blue" frequency - personal phone call.
Dispatcher reading an FCC warning for unauthorized "jamming" of CHP radio frequency.
CHP Air Ops unit "working speed" detail with ground units - plus a pretty funny joke.
CHP helicopter assisting ground units with speeding violations. (Plus a dispatcher assigning a unit check a hang-up at a Call-Box.)
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